Rebecca: 'I have to do an oral with a boy'
Rebecca: 'The new kid. He is short and his tongue hangs out.'
Me, trying not to laugh: 'God put you together for a reason, I'm sure you'll make a great team.'
Rebecca: 'Urrgg... Grizzly Bear!'
Me: 'Why would you call him a Grizzly Bear?'
Rebecca, indignantly: 'Me not him!'
Boy, did I laugh... my daughter the Grizzly...